Ahhh, boobies. Mine are riridiculous. Ri-goddamn-diculous. They have been for a while – this isn’t a new development. What brought the bitchfest blog post on, is the debilitating headache that I’ve had for two straight days. Headaches aren’t new for me either. I carry a lot of my tension in my shoulders. I don’t do it on purpose, just one of those things. Because my boobs are rather large and heavy, the weight from the bra strap puts pressure on my shoulders, thus releasing evil tension toxins into my body. The pain from my shoulders goes up my neck and into my head. Most of the time, it stops there, and I just have a tension headache all day. No big deal. I can deal with those. What really sucks is when the tension headache turns into a migraine. Like it did yesterday. Then it lingers for a couple days and the slightest thing will set it off again. i spent two days straight with the lights in my office turned off doing work. While it is rather peaceful, the nausea from the migraine kills the peacefulness from the dark quiet atmosphere.

So, what can I do? I know exactly what I can do & what I want to do. Breast reduction surgery. Woo hoo! And, with all of the constant issues I’ve had over the past several years, insurance would probably cover it (see History of my Boobies below). I do want, and am looking forward to having my breasts reduced, but there is one…well two actually…issues that are giving me pause. Both revolve around my desire to have more children. But, I’m getting ahead of myself. First, a history lesson… [Read more...]