Tomorrow is my last day in the damn boot. New problem: It's gonna take a while to find all my left shoes. about 6 hours ago
RT @JohnFugelsang Clint Eastwood never realized that the actual Halftime in America involved male dancers in loincloths lipsynching 'Vogue.' about 2 days ago
If I'm ever in a restaurant and I see Gordon Ramsey walk in, I'm leaving. Clearly there is an issue. about 2 days ago